BAD MOVIES

Currently only 1 review is featured because my main focus is video games but I will later add more movies later on just I had to add this review the movie p***ed me off so much

Meet The Spartans

The whole jokes in this movie were retarded and were not funny.  Believe me the trailer is great then the movie is just really bad they use all the good jokes at the start.  The movie runs out of ideas quickly and just try and take the p*ss out of everything. The gay jokes are annoying which happen the whole way over the movie.  Beware if your looking for something like Scary Movie your not getting it here.  Paris Hilton, Britney Spears some woman plays the same part and yet the only decent one in the movie.  Everyone else in the movie oh Method Man was decent the rest were just bad Carmen Eletra can't act for her life shes only in this as eye candy.  

The movie with it been based on a plot of 300 can't really go anywhere which means they lose ideas fast.  Then come in shows and other stuff to try and add comedy such as Shrek, Deal or no Deal, American Idol, that model show thing, Spider-Man, Ghost Rider, Rocky etc these jokes aren't funny it's just funny if your an idiot but it's true.  The movie seems like a total rush job and the makers seem like they never really thought about it.  The movie only lasts for 1 hour and 10 mins not long just about, thank god but if you wish to see the movie SAVE YOUR MONEY.  The jokes are mostly for Americans so you wont find them funny really if your from another country like myself and i am from England i never understand any of the jokes British comedy is better to me.

A lot of the jokes seem to repeat it's self during the process which just adds even more crap making the movie dull and pointless expecting you to laugh at this movie.

The long scenes such as the Persian guy been kicked in to the pit of death, then Britney Spears, American Idol it goes on yeah it may be funny first time but again and again is just boring.  The whole break dancing scene drags on way to long i was sat there bored.  The movie has to much toilet humor and really feels like there got a bunch of people so stupid to come up with these lame jokes.

Then what i find so fu*king annoying that weird guy from youtube Chris Crocker with his sh*t video of leave me alone he gets put into the movie. trust me AVOID!!!!!

This movie should of been a straight to DVD release because it does not even deserve to even make it to the big Screen (Cinema)

These jokes are too much for adults and are boring this movie is mostly for kids if your under 15 you can enjoy looking at gay men.  Me i like watching something that is not stupid and not over the top with gay jokes.

Final Score 1/10

There is a reason why people pirate movies and this is one of them just don't even bother wasting your cash on crap like this.